i.Con not make this stuff up

I was afraid this would eventually happen. First came the iMac, then the iPod, the iPad, and the iPhone. So it’s not surprising that there is now an i.Con, the world’s first smart condom. Sorry ladies, it will not make the man wearing it any smarter. So what exactly is a smart condom? Well, first of all, it is not so much a condom as it is a ring that goes around a guys... ummm.... well, because this is a family friendly newspaper, let’s just say it’s something that guys wear “down there.” It is labeled as the future of…